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22nd-Jul-2008 07:57 pm - Yikes!
crow


So this week Kerosene leaps up to 61p a liter. I have an 1,800 liter tank that is mostly empty and mostly being used to fuel the 4x4 i get two deliveries a year so while it used to be £640-£650 a year ago (£800 or so 6 months ago) that's now ummm £2,196 in fuel alone a year.

The stove guy arrived at 16:00 :rolleyes: and deemed the conversion to be too difficult to do, there is no conversion kit, so I have no recourse but to sell it on eBay... or put it aside in the vain hope that Oil or its bio-fuel equivalent may one day be affordable to simply burn... or seek a second opinion.

Wood is free up here. So time to get a new cooker that provides central heating and hot water... and runs off wood! Even if a new cooker were £2,000-£3,000 its would have paid itself off in a year/year and a half!

Time to start looking/researching...
22nd-Jul-2008 12:51 pm - I really don't like it when I mention a time "no later than"...
crow
and it is not met.

I said I would be available until 12:00 noon today for someone in the village to view my Range Cooker to convert it to wood burning... The plan was to view it, get a feel for what needs doing, go away and give me a estimate. I would then get the 12:50 Bus to Lockerbie. 13:50 Train to Carlisle, 15:10 bus to Langholm ETA 16:00 -- workout for an hour and get the 17:10 bus back.... (yes I have to travel 3h:10m just to get to my fucking gym (there are just two direct busses to Langholm during school holidays: 08:29 and 17:58).

It's 12:48 and no sign of them.
At all.
Not even a call to say they would be late.

Which unless I somehow manage to get a lift to Lockerbie for the 13:50 (itself a 30 minute drive) or a lift to Langholm (no afternoon busses as the School is on holiday) my chances of getting to a gym, plus the reasons for staying here have not happened.

Plus the gym will be closed Friday>Sunday for a quaint local tradition called a Common Riding. Never been, not interested, bunch of fucking inbreeds.

I despair. I really do...
21st-Jul-2008 11:46 pm - wow
Fox
I cooked [info]elinor Duck in Orange last night for her birthday... with roast potatoes in Duck oil and Asparagus and organic carrots...

Fab!

...today we boiled the remains for several hours... the lot. Oil, Fat, Bones, Skin, Gristle, Meat, Sinew and juice -- basically everything except the oranges i had stuffed it with.

I made 5 pots
2 went into a Risotto and believe me the taste was pretty damn orgasmic. It was like making risotto with gravy!

wow
21st-Jul-2008 01:22 pm - Fox meets trampoline
Fox
20th-Jul-2008 10:54 pm - Mom going in for an Op...
Fox
"Some sort of vein operation" (she's not very technical)... "doctor wanted it done immediately" She's having it done Privately so I shall use it as an excuse to leave the valley and visit mom as she recuperates.

She says "no need to visit" but then we all say that...
20th-Jul-2008 01:30 pm - Gym
Fox
50 x parallel leg lifts (5 x 10)
Recumbent Bike 20 Minutes 235kcals, 5.4km

100 Sit-Ups (Ab crunch) Holding 14Kg (2 x 7Kg weights) (2 x 60)

50 (10 x 5) Pec Deck (setting 11)
50 (10 x 5) Chest press (setting 10)
50 (10 x 5) Lat Pulldowns (setting 11)
50 (10 x 5 + 5) Bicep/Triceps Adductions (setting 13)

50 x parallel leg lifts (5 x 10)

No cool down cardio as the gym closes early on a sunday

Shower and a shave
18th-Jul-2008 07:40 pm - Gym
Fox
50 x parallel leg lifts (5 x 10)

Recumbent Bike 20 Minutes 198kcals, 5.0km

100 Sit-Ups (Ab crunch) Holding 14Kg (2 x 7Kg weights) (2 x 60)

50 (10 x 5) Chest press (setting 11)
50 (10 x 5) Pec Deck (setting 11)
50 (10 x 5) Lat Pulldowns (setting 11)
50 (10 x 5 + 5) Bicep/Triceps Adductions (setting 13)

50 x parallel leg lifts (5 x 10)

Recumbent Bike 20 Minutes 212kcals, 5.2km

Shower and a shave
18th-Jul-2008 01:45 pm - Litter
Fox
I saw a guy of about 50 walk out of Woolies the other day with a bag and a DVD. The bag was dropped as he walked out the door, the shrink wrap went a few paces after. He just dropped it on the floor with no thought. Crossed the road and gone.

I picked it up and threw it away in a bin he walked past, but in reality all that means is I've enabled the same bit of plastic trash to be taken to a tip -- so the litter is still is dumped it's just buried elsewhere in a place we arbitrarily feel is somehow better.

I really don't mind if every human being on this planet is drowned by flood or dies from plague or some other global catastrophe anymore; picking up litter is just a microscopic example of a much much bigger problem. We don't deserve this planet, the choices we made as social beings and they way we have built society have gone wrong. We have no naturally sustainable means of living we cannot even be relied upon to dump non biodegradeable waste properly! I think it would be best to allow another species to have a chance at dominance now. They might not make any better job of it, but its hard to envisage any species doing worse.

EDIT: I just saw this BBC news story after posting:
18th-Jul-2008 11:07 am - Installing software I hope I never use
Fox
As the Blackbook I have been long term loaned and therefore is not mine I am always loath to take it anywhere further than the bedroom (must return it very soon). However, for this (and all my machines in the house) I decided for now to install a small "spy on me" application called Adeona.

Adeona (aside from being a Roman deity for the 'safe return of goods') is dubbed "the first privacy-preserving, decentralized, open source laptop tracking system that can help in the recovery of lost or stolen laptops." What this means is Adeona does not rely on a proprietary, central service that the customer pays a protection racket to use, but relies instead on a small, discreet bit of code that every now and then makes a note of where it is and, if available, takes a snapshot of anyone via any installed webcam.

What makes Adeona interesting (aside from the fact it is free and it has a very small footprint in terms of CPU usage), is the fact its designed to use the open source distributed storage service (OpenDHT), to store its location updates. Its also very privacy friendly -- the software client component of the system uses strong crypto to not only encrypt its location data, but it also ensures its ciphertexts that are stored within OpenDHT are anonymous and unlinkable however making retrieving the location information easy.

Its not exactly software I hope to make use of, but its quietly in the background snapping away shots of me as I use this Laptop (at random intervals and beaming out my location). and I hope to see how well the tracking process goes.

Unfortunately, while this piece of software is useful, the fact that there's no protection racket behind it to organize and mobilize its safe recovery hinders its utility somewhat. At the moment I simply do not think that the Police would be interested in a series of IP addresses showing the IP location (not necessarily the actual location) of the laptop and a few blurry sub-VGA resolution snapshots of some thief (or recipient of stolen good) in a cafe, if I told them my laptop was in fact at xxx.xxx.x.x and could they pick it up for me, I don;t think they would have the resources to go to the ISPs, trawl through the DHCP allocation logs and get an address, go to the cafe and track all credit card purchases within a certain time at that cafe and hope they bought something with a card...

Its much more likely they would sign me a police incident report and tell me to make a claim on my insurance.

Of course I'm more interested in the data on the laptop itself rather then the laptop (to that end automated backups like Time machine to a RAID server are more useful to me) and it would be interesting what would happen if the police retrieve it and discover it had been used for downloading illegal porn or for "terrorist activity" -- which opens up a whole new can of worms about how accountable these logs are...

I needed to rejig things on the laptop -- setting up a guest account with Adonia running. This software works by making the machine usable to a thief so if the only user account is password locked or encrypted with no user access then such a system will not work. The Thief will be presented with a login they cannot get past so they will shift it on and someone will scrub eventually the machine and the trail runs cold.

What I'd suggest to anyone using this sort of thing is have an open guest login with the spyware installed which the thief is most likely to use and therefore be tracked by -- keeping your own user login locked-down with no access rights (and is invisible) to the Guest login.

Still, all that aside for now, the information I can pull up is interesting: this is what I got (actual IP data has been anonymized):

info: ======== start location data =========
update time: 07/18/2008,00:29 (BST)
internal ip: 192.168.x.xx
external ip: xx.xxx.xxx.xxx
access point: xxxxxxxxxxxx
Nearby routers:
1 1.883ms 192.168.1.1 (xxxxxxxxxx)
info: ========= end location data ==========
info: iSight snapshot saved in /Users/tanais/Desktop/adeonaretrieval-07-18-2008-0031/adeona-snapshot-07-18-2008-0029-BST-xx.xxx.xxx.xxx.jpg
info: ========== END STATE RETRIEVE ==========


There's a lot of other stuff in the report file but that section alone is pretty comprehensive!

What I think needs to be done is to provide friendlier reporting that takes the file and produces a prettified report -- with a map, a contact number (by querying the Whois/RIPE databases), drops the picture of a thief on the web page and also pulls together other user-supplied information such information about the laptop itself, serial number, photo of the laptop from a product database; it might be fun to produce a "have you seen this laptop thief?" type leaflet generator (a simple XML job) which you can create Web Pages, PDFs and printouts to hand out to campuses and coffee shops.

...the fun one could have is endless. Hot laptops get shifted pretty quickly, and they are very rarely scrubbed as laptop thieves often do not have access to OS disks and driver disks and so only delete user data (if they even ghave that knowledge) -- I would have liked to have seen an installation option to set the application's folder to invisible - a minor gripe.

As I said, I think on this day in the UK the chances of retrieving a laptop with information provided to the police by Adeona are limited, but it does no more or less than the very expensive commercial laptop recovery packages out there and it certainly doesn't hurt having it in someone else's property for the time being.
16th-Jul-2008 10:07 pm - My Day: (plus a big thumbs down for the MSI Wind)
Fox
So its a big thumbs down for the Advent 4211 an OEM re-branded version of the MSI wind down at PC World. Sure it runs whatever Windows it was running fine but the case plasics are shit, the screen is ok but the keyboard, trackpad and the mouse was too small, making it (you guessed it), shit. The only thing worse was the ASUS which is an even shittier machine with even shittier plastics and a shittier screen and shittier keyboard.

So a 1.6GHz HP 2133 it is then. I may have to get one from the US market. If I catch so much of a whiff of a mid-cycle CPU refresh to Isiah or Atom I'll hole up and not buy until its out but really! This race to the bottom for anything other then developing worlds is really something to be discouraged. The corners cut to get a laptop to £240-£250 are too great and the little Advent 4211 would be broken within days of my ownership.

Still, my trip to PC world was not without some shiny. I secured the all important 1Tb drive to dump my films onto while I wait for my new RAID server to arrive... (taking 7 hours... jeez -- an overnighter). It took the best part of a fucking day to go to Carlisle and *gasp* go to PC world... and why is it cheaper to buy a cased and boxed 1Tb drive (and not a 1000Gb drive) than it is the same bare 1Tb drive in a brown cardboard box?!?! Its only going to be taken out once it had done its duty as a temporary storage and become part of my 3TB RAID collective.

Due to various mishaps with busses I had to get a bus to Lockerbie where [info]elinor collected me after the best part of an hour's wait. Mega reductions to be had (75% in fact) down at 't supermarché so I blew £18 on two whole legs of lamb, a whole fresh duck, a load of Lamb Steaks (just eaten with fresh rosemary, asparagus, kale and mash), I also got four organic breasts of chicken, breakfast pastries, herbs and fruit.

The freezer is groaning. As are we.

Order a courier now and then bed!
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